oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god
"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"
Next up: BRO-chet
Looking forward to the advent of dudecoupage.
LOOK. It is 100% possible to spend nine thousand hours knitting the world’s most complex cabled sweater, and ALSO maintain fully functional masculine identity.
Also I think we are forgetting: emBROidery. For stitching dicks onto stuff, obvs.